It has been 6 years since my last, narcissistic post. In the interim, I have married, acquired a large, skittish dog, and produced two children. I have also attempted to convert to Catholicism, cook, sew, and be a good citizen, with varying degrees of success. I apologize for my former snarkiness. My current goals are modest: I want to raise happy children, go out more with my husband, and kill the person who invented autocorrect. What kind of diabolical individual would change "congratulations" to "Von rats"? And am I really more likely to frequently mention evergreens than I am a common preposition (fir vs. for)?
More to come!