|The pie that almost alarmed the fire department|
Sewing a napkin, step by step. By step 3 you should end up with a Senor Wenceslas mouth. If you don't know who that is, go on YouTube. A man smeared some lipstick on his hand and made it talk in the voice of Charo. The hand even had a wig! Comedy has come a long way since the 1970s, for sure.
|Don't get too close; it might bite|
I also finally beat my bag into submission. My bag's safety word was "backstitch." The directions were sketchy, in my opinion, so I winged it after obtaining outside assistance. My initial experience was so traumatic, I am not sure I will even use it.
|Sew around all sides, right sides facing.|
|Dinner is served|
|After turning napkin right side out, sew around all sides again,|
this time closing mouth.