DRIVE-THRU SHENANIGANS: The Match Game

Drive-thru can be less monotonous than helping patients at the in-store registers; you never know who is going to pull up, and then, you do. My "drive-thru buddies" consist of the following:

  • Dogs
  • Kids
  • Friendly moms
  • Women my age who share my sense of humor
  • Customers who share my last name or ethnicity
But let's play! Who will pick up which medication...Answers below.

  • Man between the ages of 25 and 35: Adderall/Vyvanse (the Cadillac of ADHD meds: long-acting and a smooth focused ride w/o the jitters)
  • Woman between age 45 and 65: Estradiol patch; Klonopin (same family as Valium); Zoloft (standard anti-depressant); Ozempic
  • Woman between age 35 and 45 with two to three children in the car: Klonopin, two strengths of Adderall, birth control tablets, and Ambien
  • Children coughing and sniffling in backseat of car: Amoxicillin (suspension)
  • The Olds: atorvastatin (high cholesterol); amlodipine (high blood pressure); metformin (old-school diabetes med); Xarelto (pricey anticoagulant); and prohibitively expensive special order medication that costs $600
  • Older man wearing sunglasses driving a convertible: testosterone, Viagra/Cialis, rosuvastatin (high cholesterol)

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